Performed by the Wakefield Players for the 2010 Piggyback Fringe Festival reading
Friday 25June at 7PM at the Black Sheep Inn ...

Louis Rompré as the Host of the Fundraiser
Kerstin Petersson as Wendy
Rosanda BellaarSpruyt as Alice
Geoff Aucion as Paul
Marilyn Smith as Lisa

THANK YOU PLAYERS!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Three dialogues ...

1. Mini Mental Status Peter (PG) and the doctor(DX)discuss test results in his office

PG: Well eh – do you think she has any idea what the score means – or even what the test is all about?

DX: I think is fair to say that even our professional interpretations are subject to debate

PG: 18 outta 30. The scoring system seems rather arbitrary

DX: We test for five basic skills – orientation, short-term retention, attention, short-term recall, and language. For example – orientation tests the patient’s knowledge of where they are, what day it is, etc

PG: Heh someday I forget what day it is

DX: Hence the importance of not attributing too much to any given answer, but rather the total score, and how it evolves over time.

PG: (looking at a graph) Well the trend is pretty clear.

DX: There is only one trend with Alzheimer’s

PG: Well then – so what does this MMSE tell me?

DX: It helps make the disease real by demonstrating the nature of the cognitive impairment. We all appreciate a solid medical rationale.


"Think Carefully" - do you want blue or black or any other choice. Peter (PG) and Linda (LG) recall mom's solemn advice when considering two alternatives.

P: She just wants to create the illusion of choice

L: You need to get beyond the issue of free will

P: But why not come right out and say which one she likes better

L: Are you really that neutral

P: It is only a sweater

L: and a lifestyle choice, and an image

P: how often am I going to wear it?

L: Everyday – today

P: Well … blue will show the dirt


"You make me cold just looking at you" - Peter (PG) feels empathy with Mom's (MG) temperature sensitivity.

MG: You are wearing that nice toque I bought you.

PG: I make you cold just looking at me - and besides most heat loss occurs mainly through the head

MG: Well I haven’t been able to get warm all winter

PG: There is no such thing as bad weather – only bad clothing. Ask the Swedes.

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